I know some of you think when I say “liberalism breeds weak, fat men” that I’m merely politicizing an issue to be polarizing. I assure you that’s not the case. Allow me five hundred words to make my case.
I was a chubby kid. Strike that; I was a jiggly shrimp. Skinny-fat. The kind of kid who was relatively thin, yet managed to maintain love-handle jelly-rolls while simultaneously carrying a virtual lack of any muscle-tone whatsoever. Truly, I was a marvel of science.